October
610 N. Main Phone (269) 473-2572 E-mail theron@andrews.edu Web site http://www.andrews.edu/~theron
29, 2004
Mr.
Psych Ologist
Dear
Mr. Psych Ologist,
I am sending my resume to you so
that you will consider me for employment.
I have heard you are in need of a personal psychologist on
I went to school at Harvard and
graduated as top of my class. I also
worked previously at The National Institute for the Mentally Deranged.
Some of my qualifications are:
High Grades |
Good People Skills |
Good Muppet Skills |
Able To Make Believe |
Can Sing Theme Song Well |
Skilled At Personal
Treatments |
I hope you will consider me for
employment but I would like some more information about your current job
opening. Please send me some
specifics. Thank you and have a good
day.
Sincerely,
Theron Calkins